On Ice

Poor Ian is moving for the fifth time in a year and a half...since I feel bad for him I decided to help him move his bed to his new place.
I was rewarded for my good deed.....
BY SLIPPING ON THE ICE AND FALLING ON THE STAIRS outside his apartment.

I tried to be brave but as soon as he expressed concern I burst into tears.
Not the cute 'please comfort me tears' no no more like hysterical 'i am soaking wet and in tons of pain' kind.
Ian felt terrible and I had to talk him out of rushing me to the hospital, he is blaming himself and even went so far to say that i was too tiny and fragile to be helping him move (i had to correct him in order to maintain my feminist pride).

So I am a cripple. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

P.S. The rewards for my good deed doesn't stop there....
Ian: Oooh, i think one of my roommates has started moving in their stuff, lets see...
**opens door
Me: That is 'old boyfriend's' stuff
Ian: How can you be sure
Me: I made that box
Ian: Oh
Thats right!!! Ian's new roommate is my old boyfriend.
Yay for moving!

Coolest Elf Ever

Karma

A few weeks ago a co-worker of mine had a cold. I smugly told him that I was refusing to get sick...it just wasn't going to happen. I am far too busy to allow sickness to interfere.
-----------------------------------------------Enter Karma
Last week found me sick with a cold from hell. How ironic that it just happened to be the week before finals when I had about a million things to do. That's what I get, I guess.
Lucky for me I got most of the stuff done, as I practically lived in the ELC computer lab that is open 24/7 till finals are over. I was the annoying person sniffling and coughing every five minutes disturbing my fellow students. However, if I tried not to sniffle, my nose would run down my whole face...I'm sure you can imagine how attractive I was. Sitting with my huge box of puffs with lotion, taking cold medicine like its my job, and burning up with fever.
I am almost back to normal now(unfortunately I passed the plague on to moose), gearing up for finals and looking forward to a massive celebration when they are over. Wish me luck, I will need it.

Thankful

I've started a blog, even though I don't have any cute kids to write about...instead I have adventures which are sometimes more exciting anyway :)

In honor of the holidays.

Thank Goodness For:
(aka things I am thankful for)

1) Global warming....no snow yet.
---side note: it may be slightly evil of me to be thankful for global warming
2) Pandora and all its musical wonder
3) Family
4) Paper letters...it is so lovely to get something in the mail that is not a bill
5) School, and the fact that it soon will be over till next semester.
6) Hot Coco
7) Massages
8) Dane Cook in all his comedic glory
9) Gas prices going down
10) All my favorite powerful women
11) Girls Nights Out
12) Movie theater popcorn
13) The Broadway Theater in SLC
14) Public Libraries
15) Songs with feminist undertones
16) Science museums and the chance to geek out
17) Laughing so hard and loud I embarrass my boyfriend
18) Puppies
19) The Wizz
20) Hot Showers
21) Butterfly kisses
22) Awkward moments
23) Sleeping in
24) All my limbs working
25) Antibiotics
26) Recycling
27) My parents letting me use their hot water, internet, food, ect
28) Sephora
29) H&M
30) Public transportation